Who The F🍸ck am I?

Picture this: a Capricorn with a Sigma soul, an introvert who turned her life’s chaos into art that speaks louder than words. I’m Kimberly Ann Hawes—aka Kimma—and I’m unapologetically unfuckable. My life’s been a symphony of struggles and triumphs, remixed with beats of hip-hop, rhymes of resilience, and a rhythm that never misses. From poverty to posh, I’ve crafted my world, blending Afrocentric elegance with the imperfect beauty of Wabi-Sabi. My art, my words, my story—they’re all mine, and now, they’re for the world.

In 2023, I discovered digital art through a blend of desperation and destiny. My son suggested I try MidJourney and ChatGPT, and from there, the game changed. One viral TikTok post featuring an old-school hip-hop image with The Bridge by Boogie Down Productions set the stage. From creating raccoons (shoutout to Rooney) to pieces that hung in the mayor’s office and made it to Paramount’s Mayor of Kingstown, I went from local to global. My art’s now in galleries across Switzerland, Italy, France, Dubai, and beyond. And yes, receipts are posted—because every hustle needs its proof.

But it’s more than art; it’s a lifestyle. My Afrocentric x Wabi-Sabi aesthetic wasn’t just found; it was built. Being a Black woman who rediscovered Afrocentric décor and a lover of Japanese minimalism, I fused the two into a signature style that screams, “I don’t fit in your box—I make my own.” This uniqueness fuels UnFuckable, my brand that celebrates being different, bold, and beautifully imperfect.

I’ve worn many hats: paralegal, criminal investigator, financial planner, men’s stylist, and yes, even operations manager at a five-star strip club. Each role, no matter how unconventional, taught me to hustle harder and dream bigger. My career took flight the day I was fired from a Pilates company—turning loss into leverage is a skill I’ve mastered. Now, my art and business collide, creating a movement that’s as lucrative as it is liberating.

I live by my own manifesto: be bold, stay authentic, and always exude luxury. For me, luxury isn’t about labels; it’s about freedom. It’s the off-the-shoulder sweatshirt I cut myself, the budget-friendly outfit that looks runway-ready, and my signature scent—a custom gardenia blend. Authenticity? It’s walking into a room, wigs on rotation, feeling like every version of myself is the best one yet.

I’m also an author and creator, with books, blogs, and apps that motivate and elevate. My alter ego, Chi Chi LaRue, adds flair and fire, reviewing books (mostly mine), pimping prompts, and throwing down fashion critiques. Transformation is my game—whether it’s through art, style, or mindset. My secret sauce? A no-BS approach mixed with a lot of heart.

2025 is my year to expand. My art will grace the August Wilson Center, and I’m heading to Japan for three months—a dream come true. But I’m not stopping there. My challenge for you this year? Own your unfuckable spirit. Find what sets your soul on fire, and don’t just chase it—demand it.

“Being unfuckable isn’t about perfection; it’s about owning your flaws, flipping the script, and writing your story in bold letters. So, in 2025, stop holding back. Be loud. Be real. Be you.”

Now, who the f**k are you?